20 special jokes

                        20 special Jokes

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1. Some people will be busy taking down notes in Church during sermon as if they will read it later. oh fior..
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2. Those boys who refuse to wear socks in Secondary school are now those boys wearing socks and slippers up & down the street!
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3. Some girls self,how can u wake up in the morning,take ur bath, dress and go to another people's gate to snap picture?
Nawa ooo..
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4. She just called me and said she haven't seen her period since she visited me.. I've searched everywhere in my house I didn't c anything . What am I even looking for ?. Now Dat I don't know what period looks like . Please what does period look like ? let me know what to look for..
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5. I'm still at the laboratory trying to understand why every guy changes his voice whenever he is speaking to a beautiful girl on the phone..
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6. U will never see African parents kissing , hugging or in any form of romance.... But Boom! 11 children.... How com?
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7. RELAX WITH THIS:
I was just wondering why the GROOM sits on the RIGHT and the BRIDE on the LEFT......
I just remembered my basic ACCOUNTING principles:
INCOME is on the right and EXPENSES is on the left..
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8. Women who say, "what a man can do, a woman can do" well, dear ladies, can you write your name with your urine while urinating..
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9. Nothing can be more frustrating than eating hot spaghetti with a spoon the spaghetti will just be forming hard 2 get..
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10. If God says only virgins will witness next year, I pity the one reading this post right now , Take care guys bye im abit busy..
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11. in Nigeria you will buy V.I.P tickets just to end up sitting on a speaker
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12. My brother, If a woman asks: "How are you?" Just reply "I am fine" But if you have money, you can add: "And you?
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13. Gone are the days when we break up and delete our numbers, now we will just be observing ourselves on whatsapp and Facebook status to see who is surviving..
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14. I gave u my perfume to spray and u spray fuufuufuufuufuufuuuuuuuuuuu
Me that spray fufu, am I mad?
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15.. Boys of this generation dii3.. if dem pass by any nice girl, dem go turn back and spy her ass ..I’m just waiting for the day someone will turn into salt..
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16. People that were owing Lazarus,..I wonder how they felt when Jesus woke him up from death...
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17. That moment when u look horrible in a group photo and the person who looks good refuses to delete it.
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18. Some people will not want you to join them to eat but will be using logic to act as if they invited you to join.. Instead of ''Come and eat bro" that is simple as ABC, Which one is "Bros see Rice oo''
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19. Why is it hard to stay out of trouble these days? I happened to do my landlord's son's Maths homework yesterday. I overheard the boy telling his dad that he had zero. Since this morning am still inside my room trying to come out without them noticing me. I can’t even go out to buy, I'm so hungry..

What are you still looking for...
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OK 20. Well look downward and answer the question honestly...
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20. QUESTION of the DAY?? - *Your father is riding okada to save and support your education. He left for work and immediately you called your girlfriend to come to the house. Unfortunately your father was the Okada man that brought her to the house. On seeing you she jumped down to hug you and tells you to pay the Okada man. my brothers and sisters what will be your reaction.

Men of age 28 years and ladies at the age of 24 years

DEAR YOUNG LADIES OF 24YEARS AND ABOVE AND MEN AT THE AGE OF. 28YEARS AND ABOVE

Don't make mistakes some of our Fathers or Senior Brothers made.

Marry now with the little you have. Don't wait to
be a millionaire, Have kids early so you can grow
with them. Grow with your kids and succeed with
your wife. You will never finish making money or
achieving your plans. You might still not succeed
at your target year. So start your life early, with
consistency you will grow.

My father said this to me: When i was 25, i was
talking about making billions before i marry.
Many years later, billions didn't come, yet no kid
no wife... I had an opportunity to marry the most beautiful love
of my life very early, But my fear was, can i
really take care of her? But right now She's married with
Four grown up children.
The guy that married her
was still schooling then, but had the courage.
They worked hard and succeeded together.
So please if you can feed yourself, you can
feed your wife.
You have to believe it, marry
early, don't wait.

Stay away from abortion.
 Don't make our mistakes, I see
my childhood friends play with their kids.. Most
of them are not doing as well as me.. But they
are happier with their families..

Trust me it isn't money only, but Rather your Maturity, your
happiness depends entirely on your wisdom and the way you Handle Life. with
a well planned life they are happier.

 Trust me it
isn't money, What is our problem? Build mansion? buy the latest Car in Town? marry Sharon stone type? but still we don't have those things we dreamt of,
and of course the years we wasted, we can never have them neverrrr!!!_

Please don't be 60yrs old and your kids will still
be in their 20's..What are you supposed to be at
that age? Their grand father.
Please young men, take my advice seriously.

Marry, don't be afraid, that girl you are finding too many
fault in has many good qualities if you look well.

Don't think you will get every thing before you
settle down.

With a good determination and focus  with your wife by your side, we will succeed
by God grace....Amen

 DEDICATED TO ALL THE SINGLES ON MY LIST

Your health is in your hands

     YOUR HEALTH IS IN YOUR HANDS

Today is Monday October 15, 2018 and I'm sincerely glad because it is the Global Handwashing Day (GHD). All over the world, we will be celebrating Handwashing which is one of the key actions to healthy living.

Global Handwashing Day (GHD) is a campaign to motivate and mobilize people around the world to improve their Handwashing habits. This involves washing hands at critical points during the day and washing with soap are both important.

Global Handwashing Day occurs on 15 October of each year. The global campaign is dedicated to raising awareness of handwashing with soap as a key factor in Disease Prevention. Respiratory and intestinal diseases can be reduced by 25-50%. This year, the Global Handwashing Day theme focuses on the links between handwashing and food – including food hygiene and nutrition.

Handwashing is an important part of keeping food safe, preventing diseases, and helping children grow strong. This year's tagline, Clean hands – a recipe for health, reminds us to make handwashing a part of every meal.

In case you do not know, Global Handwashing Day was initiated by the Global Handwashing Partnership (GHP) in August 2008 at the annual World water week in Stockholm, Sweden. This means that the first Global Handwashing Day took place on 15 October 2008. The date was appointed by the UN General Assembly. Be reminded also that the year 2008 was also the International year of sanitation.

At the wake of the Ebola virus outbreak In 2014 in Nigeria, Handwashing was a major tool used to fight the disease to a stand still. Then, everyone took the handwash thing very seriously, but today, we have gone back to our old ways of doing things. We all recall that there were wash hand basins and sanitizers at every corner of the country. Even bank tellers started using hand gloves and nose masks!

The campaign of handwashing was initiated to reduce childhood mortality rates and related respiratory and diarrheal diseases by introducing simple behavioral changes, such as handwashing with soap. this simple action can reduce the mortality rate of respiratory disease by 25%. Death from diarrheal diseases can also be reduced by 50%.

Rather than the fire brigade approach we tend to adopt in this part of the world, it is important to make handwashing into a habit. Good handwashing with soap before eating and after using the toilet into a regular habit can save more lives than any vaccine or medical treatment, cutting deaths from diarrhea by almost half and deaths from acute respiratory infections by one-quarter.

Proper hygiene requires that individuals know the importance of good hygiene and develop the habits to carry it out. There are people with plenty of money but nonetheless, they lack the important habits of timely handwashing with soap, and thereby unknowingly endanger themselves and others around them.

How can you as a person make a difference as we celebrate this year's Global Handwashing Day?

Wash your hands with soap at critical times, especially before eating, cooking, or feeding others.

Model good handwashing behavior, and remind or help others to always wash their hands before eating.

Make handwashing part of your family meals.

Establish places to wash your hands in the household, in your community, in schools, workplaces,other public places and in health facilities.

Promote effective handwashing behavior change in research, policy, programs, and advocacy.

Unarguably, your health is in your hands as microbes travel from almost every other part of your body to your hands because of the strong connection between the hands and other parts. A trip of the unwashed hands to the mouth will lead to troubles not prepared for.

As you read this, there is a need for you to wash your hands before you use the same hands used in scrolling your phone to put something into your mouth. Why? Your phone contains more microbes than your toilet. You can argue with your phone!

So, learn to build that habit back into your subconscious mind and teach everyone around you too. Remember, the health of one man is the health of all. The rants continue

Your health is in your hands!!!

Happy #Global_Handwashing_Day my people!!!

You sha know that I love you.

Your ranting friend
Femi

Femi Abolade, licensed EHO, Writer, author and public speaker
femibolade12@gmail.com
+234 8074275257

10 things during your NYSC service

*10 Things During Your NYSC Service Year.*

1. Go for training and gain proficiency in the following - Microsoft Word, Excel and PowerPoint.

2. Put together a functional CV. By now, you should be able to have information to cover one and a half or two pages.

3. NYSC shouldn’t come under “education” in your CV. It should be under “Work Experience” and the achievements you recorded should be stated.

4. Now is the time to have a great LinkedIn profile. And don’t just put “student” on your header.  If you intend to pursue a career in HR, rather put “Emerging HR Professional.”

5. Volunteer - it serves as proof that you’re a leader. You’ll also gain critical skills which are needed in the workplace. 

6. Clean up your social media accounts. Your 1st Class or 2.1 won’t mean much if your social media profiles tell a different story.

7. Now is the time to register for online courses. They come under “Continuous Professional Development” on your CV.

8. No matter what you studied, Project Management, Communication and Presentation skills will make you stand out from others.

9. Network - these relationships will come in handy as you progress.

10. The journey ahead will be tough and rough - get yourself a Mentor. They’ll help to add clarity to your journey.

Tooth abrasion

TOPIC;  TOOTH ABRASION

Abrasion of teeth refers to the loss of the protective layer of the tooth structure the enamel due to external mechanical forces. Due to this the gingival margin recesses and the dentin is exposed so there are more chances of tooth infection.

Causes of Abrasion:

1. Toothbrush Abrasion:
This is the most common cause, it contributes to almost 90% of the abrasion cases. It is not the toothbrush but because of
faulty brushing technique. Brushing using a hard toothbrush and the use of excessive force while doing only horizontal strokes is the main cause.

2. Habitual abrasion like ; tobacco, smoking, chewing object like pencil, pins chewing by tailors etc.

3. Abrasion by prosthetic appliances;
 Incase any clasps to hold RPD in place is exerting unwanted pressure on the cervical region of the tooth over a long duration of time, it will lead to abrasion.
 Clinical features
1 abrasion is a v' shape
2 the notch ('v' shape) has shiny dentin surface.
3 sensitivity
4 gingival recession
5 maxillary teeth are more commonly affected compared to mandible

     TREATMENT
1 if the abrasion is mild (means that the enamel is not exposed ) no need any treatment except OHI,  since is caused by wrong brush.
2 in case of sensitive with the dentin involment, restoration like GIC and composite is necessary to prevent further damage and to restore the original shape of the tooth.
3 if pulp is exposed RCT is necessary.

      @DENTAL HEALTH EDUCATION

Vacancy at National graduate trainees

Nationwide Graduate Trainees Program at Saroafrica International Limited, October 2018

Saroafrica is the proud holding company to three Subsidiaries: Saro Agro-allied, Saro AgroSciences & Saro Lifecare as such, Our business operations are in the Agro and Consumer Based Industries.

We are recruiting to fill the position below:

Job Title: Graduate Trainee
Location: Nationwide

Summary

• Are you looking to join a team with a strong corporate direction; making invaluable impact in the lives of every Nigerian and continuously challenging the status quo while exponentially developing yourself as well? Then this advertorial is definitely for you.
• We are currently recruiting graduate trainees to join our dynamic team of well managed talents, in working towards our corporate vision of building a successful company made up of successful people.
• At Saroafrica International, we are constantly on the search for the best and our policy is to ensure every associate of ours remains the best.
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Special Skills & Key Behavioural Competencies

• Be a self-starter and live in the rural areas of our job locations
• Be analytical minded with the ability to learn quickly.
• Be confident and possess leadership skills.
• Ability to sell.

Courses/Qualification

• Candidates from the Middle Belt and the Northern parts of the country are encouraged to participate in this recruitment exercise.
• Required Age: 25 and below as at last birthday
• Minimum Second Class Upper in any discipline.
• Must have completed the NYSC scheme or to complete by January 2019.

How To Apply
Interested and qualified candidates should:
Click here to apply

Application Deadline 11th November, 2018.

Note: If you have applied to Saro in the past 2 years, do not apply

Treatment of diabetes

*Treatment of Diabetes*
Stem cell therapy for Diabetes
WHAT IS DIABETES?

Diabetes Mellitus is a group of metabolic diseases in which the body cannot regulate the amount of sugar (glucose) in the blood. People with diabetes either do not produce enough insulin (type 1 diabetes) or cannot use insulin properly (type 2 diabetes) or both (which occurs with several forms of diabetes).

There are two major types of diabetes. The causes and risk factors are different for each type:

*Type 1 Diabetes: -*

The body stops producing insulin or produces too little insulin to regulate blood glucose level because of progressive failure of the pancreatic beta cells. It can occur at any age, but it is most often diagnosed in children, teens, or young adults. Daily injections of insulin are needed. The exact cause is unknown.

*Type 2 Diabetes: -*

Although the pancreas still secretes insulin, the body of someone with “type 2 diabetes” is partially or completely unable to use this insulin. This is sometimes referred to as insulin resistance. It makes up most of diabetes cases. It most often occurs in adulthood, but teens and young adults are now being diagnosed with it because of high obesity rates.

*COMPLICATIONS Of Diabetes:-*

Both type 1 and type 2 diabetes ultimately lead to high blood sugar levels, a condition called “Hyperglycemia”. Over a long period of time, hyperglycemia damages the retina of the eye, the blood vessels of the kidneys, the nerves, and other blood vessels.

1. Damage to the retina from diabetes (diabetic retinopathy) is a leading cause of blindness.

2. Damage to the kidneys from diabetes (diabetic nephropathy) is a leading cause of kidney failure.

3. Damage to the nerves from diabetes (diabetic neuropathy) is a leading cause of foot wounds and ulcers, which frequently lead to foot and leg amputations.

4. Damage to the nerves in the autonomic nervous system can lead to paralysis of the stomach, chronic diarrhea, and an inability to control heart rate and blood pressure during postural changes.

5. Diabetes accelerates atherosclerosis, (the formation of fatty plaques inside the arteries), which can lead to blockages or a clot (thrombus). Such changes can then lead to heart attack, stroke, and decreased circulation in the arms and legs (peripheral vascular disease).

6. Diabetes predisposes people to elevated blood pressure, high levels of cholesterol and triglycerides. These conditions both independently and together with hyperglycemia, increase the risk of heart disease, kidney.

*STEM CELL SERVICES FOR Diabetes (TYPE 1 & 2):-*

Currently available treatment (medicines, diet, insulin injection and exercise) can control blood sugar but cannot cure diabetes. Over the past several years, doctors have attempted to cure diabetes via transplanting functional insulin producing beta-islet cells and pancreas from donor.

However, the requirement for steroid immunosuppressant therapy to prevent rejection of the pancreatic cells, increases the metabolic demand on insulin-producing cells and eventually they may exhaust their capacity to produce insulin and also shown deleterious effect on pancreas cell and shown less successful result.

Stem Cell therapy is another most effective treatment for diabetes mellitus because scientists have already proved that *_( Double stem cell or STC30)_*  stem cells can be differentiates into pancreatic beta-islet cells. Diabetes is metabolic and autoimmune disease means our body attacks to our own pancreatic cells as foreign cells so the treatment with stem cells *_(Double stem cell / STC30)_* provide immune-regulatory properties and stops the immune attack by secreting anti-inflammatory cytokines (IL-10, TGF-beta and IL-1). Stem cell treatment shows good improvement in diabetes patient because Double / STC30 stem cells,has the capacity to regenerate the beta islets cells.

*_Stem Cell Therapy for Diabetes Treatment:-_*

*Type-1 Diabetes: - Stem Cell*

  Stem cell can differentiate or regenerate into pancreatic beta-islet cells so produce more insulin.

  Stem cell therapy also differentiates into new vascularization so it provides good environment for beta islets cells regeneration.

  Stem cell provides immune-regulatory properties by secreting anti-inflammatory cytokines and stop inflammation into the pancreas cells.

*Type-2 Diabetes: - Stem Cell*

  Patient with type-2 diabetes have both insulin resistance and insulin deficiency so stem cell can regenerate into functional beta islets.

  After stem cell migration to the injured or dysfunctional area, it repair/regenerate that area so stem cell therapy reduces the resistance property of fat, liver and mub scle for insulin.

  Stem cell therapy creates immune-regulatory property. For more information call/ whatsapp* Madam T. Mugondo +263 778 545 249*